2003 - OH MY GOSH LOOK OUT THE FRONT WINDOW, THERES TURKEYS IN THE FRONT YARD!!!!!!!!!
2004 - Wow, check it out, there's a turkey at the door!!
(I nicknamed him George)
2005 - The turkeys are out back. Look at all those colors! I had no idea turkeys were iridescent. And what's that shock of hair hanging off his chest?
2006 - The turkeys are out there again.
2007 - I wish the turkeys would go hang out somewhere else, they're eating all the bird seed and kicking the mulch around.
2008 - "Shoo! Shoo!" (it was around 2008 that I became a spectacle for the neighbors, often running outside in my robe and fuzzy socks screaming and waving a broom in the air. Come to think of it, I broke that broom slamming it onto the sidewalk in an attempt to scare them away. But the turkeys aren't easy to intimidate. The darn things are huge and they just look at you with their beady little eyes like "Hmmmph!")
2009 - Nice concrete driveway replaced rocky gravel driveway. Turkeys appreciative of the new, smoother means of transport from front yard to back yard. Show their appreciation by leaving gifts of brownish green blobs up and down the entire length of the driveway from mailbox to garage. YUCK!!